Monologue - Donkey

I don't know how you are going to take this, but I have something really important to tell you. I... am... a talking donkey, hee huh! I have long ears and eat purple thistle. Eeor is my idle so I watch a lot of Winnie the Pooh. I am a very lonely donkey. My only friends are the birds and the bees. I dream about meeting Eeor someday. I have tries so hard to get to Walt Disney to meet him. But, every time I get on the train, people stare at me like I am a freak. Just because I am a talking donkey doesn't make me strange, right? I still have four legs, ears and a tail like all the other donkeys.
I guess I am kind of special. Ever since I was young, I never fit in. I was always raving about Eeor, but no one could understand me because I was talking human. I guess I feel a connection to Eeor because he can also speak human. It would be nice to have a normal conversation with someone without hee huhs. Anyway, enough of the sad talk. I do many things. I am really good at singing. I love to SING. I sing day and night. I sing to myself or I sing to out loud.
I also like to read. I have read the entire Winnie the Pooh series three times.